Short Jokes

Q: How can you tell the difference between God and a skydiver?
A: God does not think that he’s a skydiver.

Q: What are skydivers called that yell ‘Polly want a cracker?’ as they jump from an airplane?
A: A parrot trooper.

Q: Why do birds sing?
A: Because they don’t have to re-pack once they’ve landed.

Q: What’s a beautiful, sunny day called when it’s preceded by two cloudy, rainy ones?
A: Monday.

Q: What’s the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer?
A: A bad golfer goes, “Whack! Crap!” and a bad skydiver goes, “Crap! Whack!”